the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

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oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

Lmfao! 😂👍

(via rudeandsortofginger)

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

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zoonis:

thclutch:

Yesh

Kim K

zoonis:

thclutch:

Yesh

Kim K

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observando:

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